Guess What? Chicken Butt Leatherette Hat Patch

Guess what? You already know.

Our Guess What? Chicken Butt Leatherette Hat Patch brings the childhood joke you never actually outgrew to your favorite hat. Featuring a confidently posed chicken showing off her best side, this patch is equal parts farm humor, nostalgia, and unapologetic immaturity.

Precision laser engraved on premium leatherette, each patch is handcrafted in our Cincinnati workshop for a crisp, permanent finish that’s built to last. Wear it around the farm, at the feed store, while chasing chickens through the yard, or anywhere else that could use a perfectly timed terrible joke.

Because some jokes never stop being funny—and this one is poultry in motion.

PRODUCT PHOTOS ARE DIGITAL MOCKUPS—YOUR FINISHED PATCH WILL CLOSELY MATCH THE DESIGN SHOWN, WITH NATURAL VARIATION IN ENGRAVING DEPTH AND MATERIAL TEXTURE.

Features

🐔 Classic “Guess What? Chicken Butt” design

😂 Playful chicken illustration with plenty of attitude

🔥 Precision laser engraved for a permanent finish

🤎 Premium leatherette construction

✨ Available in multiple leatherette colors

🛠️ Handmade by Ashes + Ember Studio in Cincinnati, Ohio

Product Details

• Premium laser-engraved leatherette
• Designed for heat application to hats
• Hat not included
• Made to order

Perfect For

• Chicken keepers
• Backyard farmers
• Homesteaders
• Farm-life humor
• Feed-store runs
• Funny birthday gifts
• Anyone who never outgrew the joke