Solemnly Swear That My Cooking Tastes Good Cutting Board

Currently unavailable. Email ashes.emberstudio@gmail.com to reserve one or ask about a custom order.

What are you up to in this kitchen?

Nothing good, probably — and this board's not sorry about it.

Our Solemnly Swear That My Cooking Tastes Good Cutting Board is a laser-engraved acacia paddle board featuring a trail of footprints leading straight to the punchline, perfect for anyone who takes their kitchen mischief seriously.

Handcrafted in Cincinnati, Ohio, this one-of-a-kind board is built to spark a laugh before anyone even tastes the food.

PHOTOS SHOW THE ACTUAL BOARD — AS A ONE-OF-A-KIND PIECE, GRAIN AND COLOR WILL VARY SLIGHTLY AND NO TWO WILL EVER MATCH EXACTLY.

Features

🐾 Footprint trail leading into the engraved text

✨ "Solemnly Swear That My Cooking Tastes Good" design

🔥 Precision laser engraved for a permanent finish

🪵 Solid acacia wood paddle-style board

🛠️ Handmade by Ashes + Ember Studio in Cincinnati, Ohio

Product Details

• Solid acacia wood, laser engraved
• Paddle-style with built-in handle
• One-of-a-kind
• Size: 21″ L × 7.25″ W × ¾″ thick, including handle
• Hand wash, dry upright, oil occasionally

Perfect For

• Fans of witty kitchen humor
• Housewarming or hostess gifts
• Charcuterie boards with a sense of humor
• Anyone who swears their cooking is good (mostly)